adhira can you ask your

well i was about to say boytoy but thats not right. girltoy? person.toy

ok can you ask your feldspar to pretty please let me borrow their textbook and then ask them what their preferred moderately derogatory term of address is

No

dhira im literally rolling around on the floor and crying right now

Boo-hoo.

Esteri called Tekla cricket in our advising meeting?

Oh...

Well, that is interesting

wait am i stupid

Yes ♥️

i thought tekla was your advisor not esteri

He is

fucking exploding you with my wizardly mind powers rn

huh?? why the fuck was esteri in your advising meeting

Good question

Well, maybe...

Maybe...

whats with the crypticness

They were fraternitizing. You know.

Listen, all I’m saying is that there’s a rumour around the PHYS dept. that Esteri and Tekla are very cozy with each other. They danced at the holiday party in a very coordinated way. That’s all.

wtf

how have i never heard this

why does no one tell me anything juicy

Well, I’m telling you now.

true

and i thank you for that.

Huh

what

There’s another story I heard from the polisci students about Tekla and Prof Santeri dating

Like they have a weekly thing at the fancy restaurant that Paige serves at

the hyacinth?

The other one I think

ooooohhh the italian place

nothing more romantic than the italians

you guys get so much gossip its unfair

You should become a TA. That’s how I hear about everything.

mannnn

the lab keeps me way too busy already

but the allure of hot goss is undeniable

anyway inre profs star crossed romance

you guys are cuckoo for coco puffs im fucking serious

cricket isnt even affectionate those shits are annoying as hell

Cobbler. Take that back.

no way dont try to fucking silence me!!!!

sometimes all i want is to lay my beautiful little head down and sleep. i want to sleep. my best friend the bed wants me to sleep. But there’s someone we forgot to ask

THE CRICKETS

BREE BREE BREE BREE BREE

Rowan have you considered maybe closing your window?

we’ve been over this

i need the cool crisp air of the outside world to heal the aches and pains of my weak mortal body

Are you out of Ibuprofen again?

maybe

its fine im gonna walk to the cvs tomorrow

anyway. i need more information to form an opinion on this. let me consult my council

Your council?

hey fuckers

Hiiiiiii Rowan!!!!

we need an assist

we meaning physics majors unionized

Rowan alas I have told you, I can’t get you unbanned from the coffee shop 😅😅😅 but I can sneak you those moon shaped cookies!!!

oh man that is totally not what i meant but please so do that

also i maintain that “it was for a bet and would never ever happen again” is a totally valid case for unbanishing. just let me plead my case

Sorry Rowaaaaan I’m just in charge of events it is out of my hands 🥹🥹

Don't listen to him Coda

🥺

Sorry Rowan...

BOOOOOOOOOOOO

WHIIIIIIPPPEDDDDD

🖕 1

😅 1

i… know a student doing prelaw. last time i checked, those are two distinct things.

Rowan is this the favor you and the physics union needed??

fuck

no

what do people know about prof tekla lunetta prof esteri and prof kalevi. and a possible torrid affair amongst them

AMONG WHO⁉️😋😛

holy shit hi ike

sorry for swearing

👍👍👍👍👍🤙🤙🤙👌

i always forget hes in here

He is a true wayfarer!!! I have not met a more spirited drummer than him 🥁💥

maybe we shouldnt talk about affairs then

😡😡😡👎👎🛒🛒🛒

uh, i have an ethics class with prof lunetta? he seems like a very straight-laced guy. it’s hard for me to imagine him in an affair

mans totally has the cheekbones for it tho

what

just sayin

affair cheekbones?

Tighe, didn’t you have a class with Professor Kalevi?

yaaaa prof sel they’re chill

Wait I thought his last name was Santeri?? Because his email is ksanteri right?? Oh gosh have I been emailing the wrong person for the last three days?? Maybe that’s why they never responded 😥

nah he’s got this totally bonkers long last name lol i forget it tbh he introduced himself w it the first day of class and said it so fast i barely comprehended it. but immediately after he was like “y’all can call me kalevi or professor sel if you want”

i think santeri’s the first part but it’s like hyphenated or whatever

source: taken four semesters worth of classes with them lol

they're bad at emails lol i can poke them about your message next time i see em

also fwiw i don’t think prof sel would cheat… that guy is obsessed with his spouse i hear new stories about them every week

What is fwiw?

folga wooga imoga womp

Oh

hickory dude i am kissing you sloppy style rn

guys can we PLEASE get back on topic

the AFFAIR!!

Alleged affair.

Also wouldn’t moon shaped cookies just be round like regular cookies?

THE LUNAR INTENTIONS MAKE IT TASTE DIFFERENT OK MFER!!!!!